Poooooems -

Have been busy thinking of poems. Sorry for not posting ( should I be sorry? ).

These are the poems I wrote. Enjoy. ^^

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Why is it that some people who find love,

handle it with such carelessness?

Some people search for love all their lives.

When it is found,

why put it down and forget about it,

only to realize how much it meant when it is gone?

When you find love,

hold on to it,

celebrate its feelings,

drown in them every day,

be consumed by them...

I am consumed by you xxxx.

I will never set aside my love.

I will never look for it only when it is lost.

I love you.

I will show you and tell you every day.

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A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart

Those poets of movement and jockeys of art

The high-volume vendors who hustle romance

Splashing their canvas with color and dance

The blasters of trumpets,

gold banners unfurled

They offer lush gardens in glistening worlds

Yes, bearers of torches and carvers of stone

Who whisper their sonnets and surrender their thrones

And there in your doorway, no shadow is cast

No lingering voices,

no ghosts from the past

Just a cluster of walls,

and a window of pain

Collecting the heartache like droplets of rain

Still I stand before you, with palms to the sky

No gold in my pocket,

no thorn in my side

And all I can offer,

where words have no place

Is a body that trembles,

and this love that awaits

Yo, Mama!

I found this Yo Mama jokes and it freakin make me laugh to death.

Enjoy.

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Yo mama so fat.....

She could declare herself as a country.

When she gets up, it turns into night.

When she walks around, people yell "RUN RUN... Godzilla!"

When she farts the makes a crater in the earth.

When she jumps she knocks the earth out of orbit.

NASA Plans to use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.

At any given time, there are folk running around her for exercise.

Her graduation photo has to be taken by sattelite.

She measures 38-26-36 and that's just her nose.

She creates her own gravitational pull, thus small objects orbit around her.

She sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Her belt size is measured in miles.

When jets fly by they pick her up on their radar.

She makes the grand canyon look like a basement crack.

When she eats and she's not satisfied she eats the fridge too.

When she has something stuck in her teeth, the has to use the Seattle Space Needle.

Buy or I'll Shoot!

*If You Don't Buy This Magazine. Dick Cheney Will Shoot You In The Face!*

I found this front page from one of the US' magazine. I'm sure no one dare not to buy it.

*BANG*

Moon Fall -

Nothing special today. Just freakin completed my goal which is setted to be done few months ago.This is it :-

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When the sun get low,

the moon get high,

shine on the ocean of Beverly High.

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The leaves drop,

the night falls,

May the Moon always shine on top.

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That was the first version. And after writing it, I made this funny version.

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When my son get low,

my wife get high,

Dance in the pub club of OUG High.

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The music rock,

the dancers talk,

May the drugs always be with you.

Think. Think. Think!

Try to imagine.

What is outside of your house?

Grass

What is beyond the grass?

Earth

What is beyond earth?

Milky Way

What is beyond Milky Way?

Universe

What is beyond the Universe?

No one will ever know.

Sometimes, nothing should be explained clearly. If everything is explained clearly, there is no more mystery around us. Without mystery, we will not be curious. Without being curious, we will never discover or recover anything that is still unknown to us.

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Many people doesn't know how to think out of the box. When they are asked or ordered to do something, they will just follow every guide they have. They will try to work it out but sometimes, it wouldn't be right. And they will keep on trying to solve it with the solution they have and without realising the real problem they're having, they mess everything up.

Hence, thinking out of the box is needed when you face a problem. When you can get something right with the solution you currently have, think of another way. By thinking out of the box, even if you can't get the problem right, atleast you might get a better solution than the previous one.

There was once a physicologist experimented a test. It goes like this :

He gathered 2 type of secondary school students. Group A contains students who score very well in their studies. As for Group B, he gathered students who are only above-average. He tested both groups with a list of IQ questions. He expected Group A will win. But unfortunately, his guess is wrong. Group B had finished the questions first. How can that actually happen?

The reason is, smart students always follow everything written on the book. They always follow the law and doesn't really think out of the box. As for Group B students, although they are not as smart as the Group A students, but they can think out of the box to solve the questions.

Therefore, whenever you're facing a problem, Think out of the Box. Do not just follow one solution.

RM179. Gone.

Carbonate Power,

RM179.90 original price,

bought with RM150.00.

Fleet,

High Modulus Graphite + Nano Technology,

Black 26 tightness string,

white Gouir Gousen handler pad.

Maximum degree of bending 10+ degrees.

Full muscle power + light weight.

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As for KW's,

Original Price RM150.00+,

offered price RM130.00+,

Impact ArcForce 7,

High Modulus Graphite + GS Carbon Nanotech ( Nanoscience ),

Even Balance,

C.S.Cap,

Purple 25 tightness string,

black SMS no. 97 Handler pad,

Maximum Degree of bending 15+ degrees.

Long size + Light Weight.

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Bought right after wushu, and collected it at 6.30pm.

Pictures of it will be uploaded sooner or later due to problems of my phone's camera.