Certificate of *** Kicking and Dr Pain Sa-Kit's Treatment! Hot Topic!

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I found this cert in one of my friend's blog. Who's blog, secret. =P

So? Pain Sa-Kit. Doesn't sound human =O.
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Here comes Dr. Pain Sa-Kit. Hmm. Look like a human. =P

Here's what my friend posted :-
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"So do your body aches?

You have fractured bones?

Terrible migraine perhaps?

Do you have evil spirits bothering you?

You have this horrible pain all over your body and 10 bottles of pain-killer doesn’t help.

But you’re smart enough to not go to the local hospital for professional advice and treatment and decide to meet ‘Doctor Pain Sa-Kit’ who got no proper convincing medical certificate whatsoever.

Believing in his motto of ‘you don’t feel pain anymore when you’re dead’ you allow him beat the crap outta your ass and thanking him in the process.

Not to mention the ridiculous medical fees he’s charging you…just to kick your ass.
Good Lord!! Why?
Let us see his medical equipment:-

No matter how many times I look at it, it doesn’t look like anything a doctor will use.

Not even a masseur uses these things to massage and stuff.

Some stupid people believe that ‘when things get tough,

you just gotta get tougher’ or ‘no pain no gain’ of which doesn’t actually applies in health problems.

When a person is in pain, he should look for treatments to reduce the pain and not adding on the pain.
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However certain people believe the saying ‘cure poison with another poison’ whereby to reduce the pain you’re suffering you gotta add on more pain.

Ok now read the sentence in bold 10 times.

Does it make sense?

No, it doesn’t right?

You feel stupid by just saying it loud.

Further, these ‘medical practitioners’ fee doesn’t come cheap.

Imagine the bill they give you after the treatment (if you survive) which says “For kicking your ass = 300 bucks,

For no more pain after you’re dead = Priceless and “Thank you & Come again for more pain in the ass if you still not feeling well” doesn’t really help in convincing you that this treatment actually works."

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So? Would you seek for this kind of treatment? For me, I would rather go shopping with my mom than getting a little bit pain from Mr Dr Pain Sa-Kit! ><

Homeworks =D

Now here's my homeworks during the holidays :-

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I gazed in your eyes,

Such a beautiful blue;

My heart whispered to me,

And that’s right when I knew;

The waves had ceased crashing,

On the sand at our feet;

Time had stopped passing,

My search was complete;

I finally discovered,

What I'd known all along;

A mystery uncovered,

That just couldn't be wrong;

It wasn't our first kiss,

Nor the day that we met;

But I realized something,

I will never forget;

With the stars shining brightly,

From high up above;

I'd one word to describe it,

That word, is love.

I knew then these feelings,

For my sweetheart were true;

The man of my dreams,

And my soulmate, is you.

I think of it every time,

That I look at the stars;

This memory is mine,

But that moment was..

..OURS.

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There's nothing as nice as someone who shares,

your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,

someone who's there through your good times and tears,

who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

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God must have known there would be times

We'd need a word of cheer,

Someone to praise a triumph

Or brush away a tear.

He must have known we'd need to share

The joy of "little things"In order to appreciate

The happiness life brings.

I think He knew our troubled hearts

Would sometimes throb with pain,

At trials and misfortunes,

Or goals we can't attain.

He knew we'd need the comfort

Of an understanding heart

To give us strength and courage

To make a fresh, new start.

He knew we'd need companionship,

Unselfish... lasting... true,

And so God answered the heart's great need

With cherished friends... like you!

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The first poem is an idea from a movie named Wishing Star. Quite touching movie. ^^

As for the second one.. Creativity =)

The third one is from a movie named He Knows It All. The starting 4 sentences is from the movie. And I edited and modified it.Yeah! >=D

Well. Haven't been having enough time to write more. So that's all for now.

Im baaaack!

Well, let's see. 26 + 24 = 50, 50 divide by 30 = 1 with 20 remainings. So I've been hell'a busy for pass "a month and 20 days". Well actually, Im overseas in HK during 5th of Dec, and back at 31st of the same month. Ever experience going through new year on the plane?! Well I did not, Lol. I'm back in malayland at 9 pm++ and the moment I switched on my phone, Tons and Dozens of SMSs are pouring into my phone and I was like @#*%&$!!?

Oh, sorry for the rudeness. =X Have been under greeeaat pressure while in HK. Morning Im enjoying, night Im suffering. Thinking of my PMR results. Im so freaking scared that I might even get a Red Elephant for my history or geography. The more I think, the more I cant sleep. And whats worse is, the one living on the floor above my brother's apartment was a total freak. Now let me ask you, who would freaking push furnitures during the middle of the night and make loud and noisy noises to make people go crazy? And somemore sleeping DIRECTLY under the noise. And guess what? I went to bed at 2 a.m and fell asleep at 6.30a.m+. I know it sound crazy but, you should try that =O!

Anyway. Worked on something during the holidays. Ill pose it in the next pose. Don't feel like messing up my "journal" over here.

Been on mood swing here, no mess with me. You play with me, I kill. =O

Well. About the trip in HK. Ocean Park and Disneyland was okay. Just a lil bit too crowded. Well guess what, Im in a quite bad mood when we just entered Ocean Park and I came out wet. ( Literally ) As for Disneyland, well. Saw Mickeys everywhere. Trees, chairs and even eggs. *Pfft* Whats best in Disneyland is the Spacemount A.K.A Roller Coaster. It's waaaaay better than roller coasters in Ocean Park, but not that scary. It's really nice, especially with nice scientific background. The darkness in there will make you feel like you're falling =X. And for the Mickey Mouse Parade. The title is called the "Let It Snow Mickey Mouse Parade!" So called Let it snow. I don't even see snows. Only some girls wearing a big snow-like thing on their back, walking around smiling and releasing electrodes. Luckily Im electric proof-- =D

Hmmm well. Im in HK for amost 25 days and yeah, 5 days having fun, 20 days shopping with my mother *Pfft!* Its the best way to torture me =( . But I learned many things in HK. For example, you can see fish still jumping on the tables in the market. And guess what, I saw something funny one day in the market. An eel that has been cut into pieces. And ALL of its body is still MOVING! ~~~ Urgh. Not disguisting enough to disguise me though. I'd saw many other things more disguisting than that Lol.

And 1 more thing. I saw quite a few "mental problem" people in HK. Everywhere. Bus station, train station, Time Square HK, everywhere. Even in front of Mc Donald and IN there as well. Maybe seeing them is a habit for Hongkies.

Let's see. What's next. Oh yeah. I found something interesting happening to me in HK. I walked around HK for 4 hours. Yeah, literally walk. Go and fro from my brother's apartment and the Hong Kong convention and exhibition centre. Well. If Im not wrong it's around 10+km. I don't know cause I don't measure it. Whats weird is, I can walk 4 hours with my dad and not feeling tired. But going on a shopping with my mom, 10 minutes can make my leg "sweet and sour". If we follow the explanation of science it will be " Walking brings out more movement and it can make your legs not feeling tired easily. Standing without moving would make the legs tired easily because it is not moving. " Well it's true but, shopping means walk what. Im still walking. But it still makes my legs tired. So my explanation is - Shopping is a past tense of Killing. ( No offence, shopping lovers. Just trying to make myself clear as it happened alot to me in HK )

Thats all about the trip in HK. My hand is sweet and sour now even though I'd typed alot of words. Well Tata.

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By the way, I get 3 As for PMR =) Laugh all you like ^^