Certificate of *** Kicking and Dr Pain Sa-Kit's Treatment! Hot Topic!

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I found this cert in one of my friend's blog. Who's blog, secret. =P

So? Pain Sa-Kit. Doesn't sound human =O.
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Here comes Dr. Pain Sa-Kit. Hmm. Look like a human. =P

Here's what my friend posted :-
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"So do your body aches?

You have fractured bones?

Terrible migraine perhaps?

Do you have evil spirits bothering you?

You have this horrible pain all over your body and 10 bottles of pain-killer doesn’t help.

But you’re smart enough to not go to the local hospital for professional advice and treatment and decide to meet ‘Doctor Pain Sa-Kit’ who got no proper convincing medical certificate whatsoever.

Believing in his motto of ‘you don’t feel pain anymore when you’re dead’ you allow him beat the crap outta your ass and thanking him in the process.

Not to mention the ridiculous medical fees he’s charging you…just to kick your ass.
Good Lord!! Why?
Let us see his medical equipment:-

No matter how many times I look at it, it doesn’t look like anything a doctor will use.

Not even a masseur uses these things to massage and stuff.

Some stupid people believe that ‘when things get tough,

you just gotta get tougher’ or ‘no pain no gain’ of which doesn’t actually applies in health problems.

When a person is in pain, he should look for treatments to reduce the pain and not adding on the pain.
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However certain people believe the saying ‘cure poison with another poison’ whereby to reduce the pain you’re suffering you gotta add on more pain.

Ok now read the sentence in bold 10 times.

Does it make sense?

No, it doesn’t right?

You feel stupid by just saying it loud.

Further, these ‘medical practitioners’ fee doesn’t come cheap.

Imagine the bill they give you after the treatment (if you survive) which says “For kicking your ass = 300 bucks,

For no more pain after you’re dead = Priceless and “Thank you & Come again for more pain in the ass if you still not feeling well” doesn’t really help in convincing you that this treatment actually works."

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So? Would you seek for this kind of treatment? For me, I would rather go shopping with my mom than getting a little bit pain from Mr Dr Pain Sa-Kit! ><