Certificate of *** Kicking and Dr Pain Sa-Kit's Treatment! Hot Topic!

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I found this cert in one of my friend's blog. Who's blog, secret. =P

So? Pain Sa-Kit. Doesn't sound human =O.
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Here comes Dr. Pain Sa-Kit. Hmm. Look like a human. =P

Here's what my friend posted :-
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"So do your body aches?

You have fractured bones?

Terrible migraine perhaps?

Do you have evil spirits bothering you?

You have this horrible pain all over your body and 10 bottles of pain-killer doesn’t help.

But you’re smart enough to not go to the local hospital for professional advice and treatment and decide to meet ‘Doctor Pain Sa-Kit’ who got no proper convincing medical certificate whatsoever.

Believing in his motto of ‘you don’t feel pain anymore when you’re dead’ you allow him beat the crap outta your ass and thanking him in the process.

Not to mention the ridiculous medical fees he’s charging you…just to kick your ass.
Good Lord!! Why?
Let us see his medical equipment:-

No matter how many times I look at it, it doesn’t look like anything a doctor will use.

Not even a masseur uses these things to massage and stuff.

Some stupid people believe that ‘when things get tough,

you just gotta get tougher’ or ‘no pain no gain’ of which doesn’t actually applies in health problems.

When a person is in pain, he should look for treatments to reduce the pain and not adding on the pain.
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However certain people believe the saying ‘cure poison with another poison’ whereby to reduce the pain you’re suffering you gotta add on more pain.

Ok now read the sentence in bold 10 times.

Does it make sense?

No, it doesn’t right?

You feel stupid by just saying it loud.

Further, these ‘medical practitioners’ fee doesn’t come cheap.

Imagine the bill they give you after the treatment (if you survive) which says “For kicking your ass = 300 bucks,

For no more pain after you’re dead = Priceless and “Thank you & Come again for more pain in the ass if you still not feeling well” doesn’t really help in convincing you that this treatment actually works."

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So? Would you seek for this kind of treatment? For me, I would rather go shopping with my mom than getting a little bit pain from Mr Dr Pain Sa-Kit! ><

Homeworks =D

Now here's my homeworks during the holidays :-

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I gazed in your eyes,

Such a beautiful blue;

My heart whispered to me,

And that’s right when I knew;

The waves had ceased crashing,

On the sand at our feet;

Time had stopped passing,

My search was complete;

I finally discovered,

What I'd known all along;

A mystery uncovered,

That just couldn't be wrong;

It wasn't our first kiss,

Nor the day that we met;

But I realized something,

I will never forget;

With the stars shining brightly,

From high up above;

I'd one word to describe it,

That word, is love.

I knew then these feelings,

For my sweetheart were true;

The man of my dreams,

And my soulmate, is you.

I think of it every time,

That I look at the stars;

This memory is mine,

But that moment was..

..OURS.

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There's nothing as nice as someone who shares,

your laughter, your secrets, your wishes and cares,

someone who's there through your good times and tears,

who stays by your side as your friend through the years.

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God must have known there would be times

We'd need a word of cheer,

Someone to praise a triumph

Or brush away a tear.

He must have known we'd need to share

The joy of "little things"In order to appreciate

The happiness life brings.

I think He knew our troubled hearts

Would sometimes throb with pain,

At trials and misfortunes,

Or goals we can't attain.

He knew we'd need the comfort

Of an understanding heart

To give us strength and courage

To make a fresh, new start.

He knew we'd need companionship,

Unselfish... lasting... true,

And so God answered the heart's great need

With cherished friends... like you!

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The first poem is an idea from a movie named Wishing Star. Quite touching movie. ^^

As for the second one.. Creativity =)

The third one is from a movie named He Knows It All. The starting 4 sentences is from the movie. And I edited and modified it.Yeah! >=D

Well. Haven't been having enough time to write more. So that's all for now.

Im baaaack!

Well, let's see. 26 + 24 = 50, 50 divide by 30 = 1 with 20 remainings. So I've been hell'a busy for pass "a month and 20 days". Well actually, Im overseas in HK during 5th of Dec, and back at 31st of the same month. Ever experience going through new year on the plane?! Well I did not, Lol. I'm back in malayland at 9 pm++ and the moment I switched on my phone, Tons and Dozens of SMSs are pouring into my phone and I was like @#*%&$!!?

Oh, sorry for the rudeness. =X Have been under greeeaat pressure while in HK. Morning Im enjoying, night Im suffering. Thinking of my PMR results. Im so freaking scared that I might even get a Red Elephant for my history or geography. The more I think, the more I cant sleep. And whats worse is, the one living on the floor above my brother's apartment was a total freak. Now let me ask you, who would freaking push furnitures during the middle of the night and make loud and noisy noises to make people go crazy? And somemore sleeping DIRECTLY under the noise. And guess what? I went to bed at 2 a.m and fell asleep at 6.30a.m+. I know it sound crazy but, you should try that =O!

Anyway. Worked on something during the holidays. Ill pose it in the next pose. Don't feel like messing up my "journal" over here.

Been on mood swing here, no mess with me. You play with me, I kill. =O

Well. About the trip in HK. Ocean Park and Disneyland was okay. Just a lil bit too crowded. Well guess what, Im in a quite bad mood when we just entered Ocean Park and I came out wet. ( Literally ) As for Disneyland, well. Saw Mickeys everywhere. Trees, chairs and even eggs. *Pfft* Whats best in Disneyland is the Spacemount A.K.A Roller Coaster. It's waaaaay better than roller coasters in Ocean Park, but not that scary. It's really nice, especially with nice scientific background. The darkness in there will make you feel like you're falling =X. And for the Mickey Mouse Parade. The title is called the "Let It Snow Mickey Mouse Parade!" So called Let it snow. I don't even see snows. Only some girls wearing a big snow-like thing on their back, walking around smiling and releasing electrodes. Luckily Im electric proof-- =D

Hmmm well. Im in HK for amost 25 days and yeah, 5 days having fun, 20 days shopping with my mother *Pfft!* Its the best way to torture me =( . But I learned many things in HK. For example, you can see fish still jumping on the tables in the market. And guess what, I saw something funny one day in the market. An eel that has been cut into pieces. And ALL of its body is still MOVING! ~~~ Urgh. Not disguisting enough to disguise me though. I'd saw many other things more disguisting than that Lol.

And 1 more thing. I saw quite a few "mental problem" people in HK. Everywhere. Bus station, train station, Time Square HK, everywhere. Even in front of Mc Donald and IN there as well. Maybe seeing them is a habit for Hongkies.

Let's see. What's next. Oh yeah. I found something interesting happening to me in HK. I walked around HK for 4 hours. Yeah, literally walk. Go and fro from my brother's apartment and the Hong Kong convention and exhibition centre. Well. If Im not wrong it's around 10+km. I don't know cause I don't measure it. Whats weird is, I can walk 4 hours with my dad and not feeling tired. But going on a shopping with my mom, 10 minutes can make my leg "sweet and sour". If we follow the explanation of science it will be " Walking brings out more movement and it can make your legs not feeling tired easily. Standing without moving would make the legs tired easily because it is not moving. " Well it's true but, shopping means walk what. Im still walking. But it still makes my legs tired. So my explanation is - Shopping is a past tense of Killing. ( No offence, shopping lovers. Just trying to make myself clear as it happened alot to me in HK )

Thats all about the trip in HK. My hand is sweet and sour now even though I'd typed alot of words. Well Tata.

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By the way, I get 3 As for PMR =) Laugh all you like ^^

Poooooems -

Have been busy thinking of poems. Sorry for not posting ( should I be sorry? ).

These are the poems I wrote. Enjoy. ^^

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Why is it that some people who find love,

handle it with such carelessness?

Some people search for love all their lives.

When it is found,

why put it down and forget about it,

only to realize how much it meant when it is gone?

When you find love,

hold on to it,

celebrate its feelings,

drown in them every day,

be consumed by them...

I am consumed by you xxxx.

I will never set aside my love.

I will never look for it only when it is lost.

I love you.

I will show you and tell you every day.

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A thousand fair suitors all stab at your heart

Those poets of movement and jockeys of art

The high-volume vendors who hustle romance

Splashing their canvas with color and dance

The blasters of trumpets,

gold banners unfurled

They offer lush gardens in glistening worlds

Yes, bearers of torches and carvers of stone

Who whisper their sonnets and surrender their thrones

And there in your doorway, no shadow is cast

No lingering voices,

no ghosts from the past

Just a cluster of walls,

and a window of pain

Collecting the heartache like droplets of rain

Still I stand before you, with palms to the sky

No gold in my pocket,

no thorn in my side

And all I can offer,

where words have no place

Is a body that trembles,

and this love that awaits

Yo, Mama!

I found this Yo Mama jokes and it freakin make me laugh to death.

Enjoy.

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Yo mama so fat.....

She could declare herself as a country.

When she gets up, it turns into night.

When she walks around, people yell "RUN RUN... Godzilla!"

When she farts the makes a crater in the earth.

When she jumps she knocks the earth out of orbit.

NASA Plans to use her to plug the hole in the ozone layer.

At any given time, there are folk running around her for exercise.

Her graduation photo has to be taken by sattelite.

She measures 38-26-36 and that's just her nose.

She creates her own gravitational pull, thus small objects orbit around her.

She sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Her belt size is measured in miles.

When jets fly by they pick her up on their radar.

She makes the grand canyon look like a basement crack.

When she eats and she's not satisfied she eats the fridge too.

When she has something stuck in her teeth, the has to use the Seattle Space Needle.

Buy or I'll Shoot!

*If You Don't Buy This Magazine. Dick Cheney Will Shoot You In The Face!*

I found this front page from one of the US' magazine. I'm sure no one dare not to buy it.

*BANG*

Moon Fall -

Nothing special today. Just freakin completed my goal which is setted to be done few months ago.This is it :-

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When the sun get low,

the moon get high,

shine on the ocean of Beverly High.

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The leaves drop,

the night falls,

May the Moon always shine on top.

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That was the first version. And after writing it, I made this funny version.

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When my son get low,

my wife get high,

Dance in the pub club of OUG High.

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The music rock,

the dancers talk,

May the drugs always be with you.

Think. Think. Think!

Try to imagine.

What is outside of your house?

Grass

What is beyond the grass?

Earth

What is beyond earth?

Milky Way

What is beyond Milky Way?

Universe

What is beyond the Universe?

No one will ever know.

Sometimes, nothing should be explained clearly. If everything is explained clearly, there is no more mystery around us. Without mystery, we will not be curious. Without being curious, we will never discover or recover anything that is still unknown to us.

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Many people doesn't know how to think out of the box. When they are asked or ordered to do something, they will just follow every guide they have. They will try to work it out but sometimes, it wouldn't be right. And they will keep on trying to solve it with the solution they have and without realising the real problem they're having, they mess everything up.

Hence, thinking out of the box is needed when you face a problem. When you can get something right with the solution you currently have, think of another way. By thinking out of the box, even if you can't get the problem right, atleast you might get a better solution than the previous one.

There was once a physicologist experimented a test. It goes like this :

He gathered 2 type of secondary school students. Group A contains students who score very well in their studies. As for Group B, he gathered students who are only above-average. He tested both groups with a list of IQ questions. He expected Group A will win. But unfortunately, his guess is wrong. Group B had finished the questions first. How can that actually happen?

The reason is, smart students always follow everything written on the book. They always follow the law and doesn't really think out of the box. As for Group B students, although they are not as smart as the Group A students, but they can think out of the box to solve the questions.

Therefore, whenever you're facing a problem, Think out of the Box. Do not just follow one solution.

RM179. Gone.

Carbonate Power,

RM179.90 original price,

bought with RM150.00.

Fleet,

High Modulus Graphite + Nano Technology,

Black 26 tightness string,

white Gouir Gousen handler pad.

Maximum degree of bending 10+ degrees.

Full muscle power + light weight.

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As for KW's,

Original Price RM150.00+,

offered price RM130.00+,

Impact ArcForce 7,

High Modulus Graphite + GS Carbon Nanotech ( Nanoscience ),

Even Balance,

C.S.Cap,

Purple 25 tightness string,

black SMS no. 97 Handler pad,

Maximum Degree of bending 15+ degrees.

Long size + Light Weight.

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Bought right after wushu, and collected it at 6.30pm.

Pictures of it will be uploaded sooner or later due to problems of my phone's camera.

Please Don't Stop The Music

I've been a blog surfer and I understand why sometimes everyone dislike a blog to have a background music/song and it, sometimes annoying, will bother you listening to your own song. So to prevent this to happen, I would not play, or whatever you like to call it, a song into my blog. So, please play your own song. xD